Potential depletion of lumineferous electrons

[Erik Price]

Paul Lussier wrote:
> Memo: Potential depletion of lumineferous electrons
> From:  Paul Reisenfern, Director
>        Office of Health and Safety, Computer Division
> To:    All Computer Users
> Date:  1 April 2003         
> 
> As a result of recent studies carried out in cooperation with the
> National Science Foundation, we at OH&S have decided to ask for the
> cooperation of computer users throughout the world to assist us in
> alleviating two combined problems: a potential deterioration of the
> shells housing computer monitors and, while less immediate, a shortage
> of luminous electrons.

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Erik