Custom Distro

[Jon maddog Hall]

http://morphix.sourceforge.net/modules/news/

Does most of what you want, including doing automatic network registration
if you have DHCP running on the net.

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Jon "maddog" Hall
Executive Director           Linux(R) International
email: maddog at li.org         80 Amherst St. 
Voice: +1.603.672.4557       Amherst, N.H. 03031-3032 U.S.A.
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