OT: Re: Linus Torvalds for President

Randy Edwards redwards at golgotha.net
Tue Jan 27 08:26:16 EST 2004


> I love Linus as much as anyone here but you have to be BORN IN THE US to 
> become president of the US... it's in the constitution!

    That's okay; I just heard Cheney and Rumsfeld announce that Finland has 
WEAPONS of MASS DISTRACTION.  Cheney said the threat was based on cheap 
Finnish vodka and that Nokia is threatening our freedom-loving Motorola's 
stock price!

    As I type, Bush is rallying the 82nd Airborne to protect our national 
security -- Linus will soon be as American as you or I, but we'll have to 
rearrange some stars on the flag first. :-)

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