Microsoft patents double-clicking

[Randy Edwards]

    Well, now that Microsoft has patented double-clicking and given Amazon's 
one-click patent*, I might as well throw away my mouse, right?

    It's a good thing I kept up my commandline skills...no one has a patent 
on typing, do they?! :-)



(* Yes, I know Amazon's patent is related to checkouts; hey, I'm trying to 
be cute and sarcastic here, gimme a break.)

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