OT - Re: Dimensional Warp Generator...

bscott at ntisys.com bscott at ntisys.com
Tue Jul 8 16:47:52 EDT 2003


On Tue, 8 Jul 2003, at 4:28pm, quantum at lucent.com wrote:
> Now I feel left out, I get all the other spam that has no humor value.
> Please share....

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Date: Thu, 19 Jun 2003 13:05:43 -0400 (EDT)
From: Benjamin Scott <bscott at ntisys.com>
To: Undisclosed recipients:  ;
Subject: Funniest spam ever


  As near as I can tell, this is an actual spam message I received --
complete with forged headers and an off-shore IP address.  But the content
cracks me up!

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Date: Fri, 20 Jun 03 06:50:26 GMT
From:  <brlebrca at leckey.com>
Subject: DWG Needed  ub

Greetings,

We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is
(Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details
of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be
reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you
$5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the
AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction
motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog
Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI
accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be
great if reliable models are available

2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor
with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
jumper/auxiliary system

3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.

If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.

Email his details to me at: info at federalfundingprogram.com

Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will
only be bounced back to you.

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Ben Scott <bscott at ntisys.com>
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