[OT] Grand Unified Theory of Computer Suckage (fnord)

[Ben Scott]

[WARNING: Now entering a low-reality zone]

  I'm just wondering if anyone knows of any work done to develop a
Grand Unified Theory of Computer Suckage?  It's just that I'm once
again noticing that pretty much everything, everywhere, that has
anything to do with a computer, sucks.  The suckage varies.  Sometimes
it's like a distant high-frequency sound that you almost, but not
quite, can't hear.  Sometimes it's like having your entrails ripped
out with a rusty pitchfork and ground into the mud by a herd of
stampeding llamas with mad cow disease.  But it's pretty much always
there.  I'm wondering if there is a reason for this, or am I just
living in the wrong quantum universe?

-- Ben "Llama herder" Scott